It be Talk Like A Pirate Day! ☠
And ye can win some spooky booty this a-way → wicKED Giveaways!
Including tools to carve a pirate pumpkin like ol' Pete!
Speaking o' spooky booty, behold this buccaneer beauty!
She be waiting for ye in Sideshow By The Sea's Ghoularrry!
And if ye choose her to be yer mate, this shall be yer fate...